TWD: Chocolate Biscotti

I grew up in the San Francisco Bay Area, and first moved down to southern California to go to college. I was adamant that northern California (or “NorCal,” for the obnoxious) was the superior side of the state, and I would never devolve into a southern California beach bum who wore cutoffs everywhere, read Us Weekly like it was Tolstoy and–worst of all–said “the 101″ and “the 5″ when talking about freeways.

Well, against my best predictions, I’ve lived in southern California for more than 11 years now, with seven of those years spent in Los Angeles itself. I still miss the Bay Area (and have dreams of living there, as soon as I obtain and then kill off a rich great-uncle so I can afford the real estate) but LA now feels like home as well.

I get annoyed when people make huge LA generalizations, like it’s “so superficial” or “nobody in LA is actually from LA.” The very fact that I defend it so stridently gives away my deep love for this crazy, complex, maddening, amazing city.

Right about now, you’re probably wondering what this has to do with biscotti. Patience, pet.

I had a lot to learn when I first moved to LA, and these are things no movie or 90210 episode will teach you. I learned to always tell distances in minutes, not miles. I learned that no job is worth a soul-crushing commute to the Westside, and that the appropriate attitude during a celebrity sighting is casual disdain. And I learned about LA’s seasons.

Oh ho ho, people from other parts of the country will sniff that “LA doesn’t even have seasons,” but they are absolutely wrong. We have Santa Ana season, the time in September and October where the hot winds blow west and whole mountain ranges combust in flames that last for weeks. We have that one freaky week that always happens in January or February where it’s suddenly 90 degrees and folks take to sunbathing on the roofs.

And, best of all, we have May gray and June gloom, two delicious months when the marine layer hangs over the city like a shroud and doesn’t burn off until the afternoon. I’m sure it’s baffling and disappointing to tourists who come in the summertime expecting blazing sunshine and instead get overcast gray mornings, but I love it. It’s the last pocket of civility before it gets blazing hot for four straight months, and I lap it up like a saucer of milk.

We are in the thick of June gloom right now, and every morning when I pad out to our living room and look out the balcony window, I see the San Gabriel mountains obscured by mist and palm trees barely peeking out of the fog. It makes me happy. It makes me want to sit by a fireplace and drink hot chocolate with pillowy whipped cream.

And that is why, in the middle of June, when much of the rest of the country is already sweltering, I, a resident of sunny southern California, enjoyed my chocolate biscotti with a big mug of hot cocoa.

These biscotti were richly chocolatey, with pockets of melted dark chocolate chunks and toasted almonds. They were perfect for dunking in hot chocolate and shoveling from mug to mouth just before they disintegrated from the heat and moisture.

But just as June gloom cannot be avoided, so too it cannot last forever. Soon–hopefully not this week, but quite possibly next–it will be sunny and warm when I first wake up, only to get sunnier and warmer with each passing day. Uch–that thought gives me the willies.

But even though I can’t keep the sun away, I can figure out other ways to keep cool.

If hot chocolate’s not in the cards, these biscotti are also great crumbled over a bowl of ice cream. You’re looking at rich, creamy, calorie-riffic Haagen Daaz caramel ice cream with a little biscotti sidekick. Add some fresh berries, and the heat suddenly seems bearable.

Here’s one final thing no one told me about LA: the jacarandas. These stunning trees bloom twice a year and paper our city with a thick layer of purple petals. My street is having a purple party and it makes me happy every time I see it. Oh, Los Angeles.

Jacque has the chocolate biscotti recipe and some great step-by-step directions on her blog. Check it out!

16 Responses to TWD: Chocolate Biscotti
  1. Jules Someone says:

    What lovely trees. And amazing biscotti! Chicago is in the grips of some weird weather thing, and it's going to be a high of 65 today. But I'm not complaining!

  2. Nicole says:

    Those look so good with the hot chocolate! I really want some cocoa now!
    I added cherries and mini chips to mine and they were good!

  3. Allison says:

    I have also experienced the strange dichotomy that is being from the Bay Area but moving to Southern California (San Diego to be exact). However, I have braved the ridiculous prices on everything and made the move back up here three years ago. But I still find myself missing all of those things that you described so perfectly (its honestly weird for me to not precede 280 with 'the'). We have been experiencing our fair share of weird weather this year, so I like to think I'm getting my own kind of June Gloom again, so I think I might celebrate with some biscotti. Thanks for sharing!

  4. Jessica of My Baking Heart says:

    Beautiful biscotti… and such gorgeous trees! :)

  5. jillbert says:

    I think it would be fun to live in LA, at least for a while. Sign me up for biscotti with caramel ice cream!

  6. Buttercreambarbie says:

    you are so creative! love the presentation ideas.

  7. Leslie says:

    I've never lived in Southern California, but after a few weeks in San Jose, Northern California was home. 13 years (really?!?) later, I can't imagine living anywhere but the Bay Area. When a new weather person shows up and calls it "the" 280, I smirk with disdain. I too love the jacaranda that blanket the parks and city streets, and even the June gloom. But if I hadn't owned a home before moving here, I never could have afforded a house. I know what a barrier the housing prices are, but to me this is the best place to live, and I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.

    Your biscotti look perfect for all seasons (and we can certainly get the two extremes in the same week) so yay for biscotti!

  8. Nancy/n.o.e says:

    I love this post! From beginning to end, you really pulled it all together. I've visited the LA area several times and just this spring took my first trip to Northern California. We'll be spending a lot of time in the Bay Area for the next few years, and I'm really glad we don't have to buy a house! Oh, and I agree with everything you said about the biscotti too :)

  9. Gourmified says:

    It's much to hot where I live, besides the fact that I'm almost 6 months pregnant, I just can't imagine cocoa dunking right now. I'll have to file that away and try it this winter, because we really REALLY loved these! I KNOW I'll be making them again!

  10. teaandscones says:

    Love your season's titles. In Louisiana we have only two seasons. Hot and Not as Hot!! I like yours better!!

    Beautiful purple. In spring we have Azaleas of all different colors and hues that line the streets. Makes one glad to be a Southerner!!!

    Biscotti and hot chocolate!! Perfect! May havbe to turn the thermostat WAY down low and try that!!

  11. Apronthyme says:

    You have a beautiful blog page! Color me green. Thanks!

    I'm in Phoenix, talk about seasons, we have only two.

  12. Katrina says:

    Fun post, I love your "stories". I love LA. And I love SF. Lucky. ;)
    Yeah, I loved this biscotti, too.

  13. Avanika [YumsiliciousBakes] says:

    Hahha such a nice long justification for hot cocoa. The biscotti looks amazing. Can you believe I've never eaten one?

  14. Janey says:

    Biscotti and cocoa? In June??? Pshaw! Gloom or not, that's simply absurd. Better luck next time, chef!

  15. Jessica says:

    I loved your post! I was born in Berkeley to native NorCal parents, who moved us to OC when I was young for my dad's job. They made it clear to me that we were living in the inferior end of the state (maybe that's why I left for college and never came back). We spent all our summers and holidays in Northern California, and to this day I consider it my home, although I've lived on the east coast for years.

    But…I miss the southern California morning fog and the smiling people and In-N-Out burger and bonfires on the beach. And yes, the jacarandas and bougainvillea and all those lovely growing things. Not to mention those lovely foggy mornings that burn off into perfect 70ish degree days.

    Now about those biscotti! They look amazing dunked into that cocoa. Please send some June gloom this way – it's too hot here!

  16. CarolQ says:

    I am late to the blog/article but I loved the idea of seasons in LA. I lived there all my life until 20 years ago (now 63) but I had to tell you – The weather is always gloomy right up to the 4th of July. It was weird, you wake up on the 4th and it’s all sun and summer. Watch for it this year. Oh, BTW, does Santa Monica still do their fireworks jst before dawn on the 4th? Started doing that because of the crimeand gangs that went to the beach in the evening for the fireworks. Great times!

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