These awesome Dude Food Magic Bars are so EASY to make. Dump a bunch of delicious ingredients like bacon, chocolate chips, peanut butter chips, pretzels and potato chips in a pan and bake it … must I go on!?

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This coming Sunday is Father’s Day, to which I say, psssh. In my house we’re celebrating Father’s Week. If you’re not familiar with this made-up custom, Father’s Week is a magical week when Jason gets a new gift every single day leading up to Father’s Day. This sounds super fancy and over-the-top, until I tell you that for his first gift I gave him a loofah.* All you other fathers out there can stop being jealous now.

*In my defense, it was a nice loofah. And seriously, he wanted a new one one. Just ask him.

If you’re a fella who’s not lucky enough to have a new loofah—a nice loofah—or an entire week devoted to giving you presents, let me be the one to give you the greatest gift of all: Dude Food Magic Bars.

Traditional Magic Bars, aka Hello Dolly Bars, aka Seven Layer Bars, are already pretty dude food-y. They’re sweet and gooey and can be made by dumping a bunch of ingredients in a pan and baking it, which I believe is the official Baking Methodology of dudes everywhere. I think Magic Bars are one of the few desserts Jason has ever attempted to make on his own. And maybe he accidentally used rancid nonstick cooking spray, and maybe it took three attempts before they were edible, but dang it—he succeeded. For my baking-challenged husband, that’s a minor miracle.

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Instead of the usual Magic Bar suspects (grahams, coconut, walnuts, etc) these bars are packed with the manliest of ingredients. The bottom crust is made with crushed pretzels, then they’re layered with crispy bacon, dark chocolate, peanut butter chips, and crushed potato chips, then finally they’re drenched in salted caramel sauce.

It’s like eating a giant stereotype, and it is awesome.

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Now before we go further, I have to say that obviously these are not just for fathers, and they’re not just for menfolk either. I know plenty of women who would love to go to town on a gooey cookie bar packed with salty chips and pretzels, and to them, I say: welcome. Pull up a chair and grab a bib. These bars are equal opportunity deliciousness.

Assembling the bars couldn’t be easier. Once the pretzel crust is packed into the pan, it’s a simple matter of layering all of the ingredients on top of one another, pouring on the caramel sauce, and giving it a quick bake in the oven.

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In case you’re looking for a close-up of the caramel-soaked bars, I’ve got you covered:

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After he tasted them, Jason suggested I top the finished bars with a pinch of crumbled potato chips. The other chips, the ones that are baked into the bars, become caramelized and lose their heavy crunch, so sprinkling the bars with fresh chips before serving is like the trashy equivalent of giving your dessert a pinch of fleur de sel—the salt and the crunch really make the flavors in the bars pop.

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And of course, of course you can customize these with your favorite ingredients. Any sort of nuts would be a great addition. Maybe some chopped candy bars? Your favorite cookies? A dash of cayenne, for heat, or a splash of alcohol in the caramel? Bring it on. Father’s Week isn’t just about nice loofahs and Hallmark cards with jokes about duct tape, you know. It’s also about cramming all of your favorite junk foods into one incredible bar.

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The final bars are a riot of opposites: sweet and salty, gooey and crunchy, all kinds of complex flavors made from guilty pleasure ingredients. One thing they’re not is photogenic, but hey: It’s dude food. It doesn’t have to look pretty, it just has to taste awesome. High five.

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Dude Food Magic Bars

5 from 3 votes
These awesome Dude Food Magic Bars are so EASY to make. Dump a bunch of delicious ingredients like bacon, chocolate chips, peanut butter chips, pretzels and potato chips in a pan and bake it … must I go on!?
Prep10 minutes
Cook20 minutes
Total30 minutes
Yields16

Ingredients

  • 8 strips bacon
  • 5 oz small pretzel twists, (about 4 cups, measured before they are crumbs)
  • 4 oz unsalted butter, melted
  • 3 TBSP granulated sugar
  • 6 oz dark chocolate chips, (1 cup)
  • 6 oz peanut butter chips, (1 cup)
  • 3.75 oz ruffled potato chips, (1 cup), crushed from about 2 cups uncrushed chips
  • 14 oz thick salted caramel sauce, (1 ¼ cup), store-bought or homemade

Instructions 

  • Preheat the oven to 350* F. Line a 9×9-inch pan with foil and spray the foil with nonstick cooking spray.
  • Fry the bacon until it is crisp, turning often so it cooks evenly. Once crispy, remove the bacon from the pan and place it on a paper towel-lined plate to cool. Once cool, chop into small pieces.
  • Put the pretzels in a food processor and process them until they are fine crumbs. Combine the pretzel crumbs, melted butter, and sugar in a bowl and toss until the pretzels are moistening and the mixture has the texture of wet sand. Press it onto the bottom of the foil-lined pan in an even layer.
  • Sprinkle the chopped bacon on top of the pretzels in an even layer, then add the chocolate chips, peanut butter chips, and crushed potato chips. Pour the salted caramel sauce evenly over the entire pan.
  • Bake the bars at 350 for 26-30 minutes, until golden brown and bubbling on the sides. If they are not bubbling initially, keep cooking them until you see bubbles appearing around the edges of the pan.
  • Let them cool on a wire rack for several hours, until they’re room temperature. To serve, lift the bars from the pan using the foil as handles, and cut into small squares. (They are easiest to cut when they are cold, but they taste best at room temperature.) If desired, sprinkle with a pinch of crushed potato chips just before serving.

Recipe Notes

If you’re worried you might not like the flavor of bacon in a dessert, consider cutting the bacon amount by a third or even half. I’m not a bacon eater and I thought the flavor was pretty pronounced. On the other hand, Jason thought the bars were perfect, and he is a bacon appreciator but not a fanatic (he doesn’t even like it on his hamburgers). Regarding the caramel, I used Trader Joe’s salted caramel sauce for this recipe (if you use TJ’s brand, note that it requires more than one jar), but you can make your own, use another high-quality brand, or substitute dulce de leche sauce instead. Just make sure that the sauce has a free-flowing texture, similar to sweetened condensed milk. Speaking of which, sweetened condensed milk is actually a great substitute if you can’t find caramel sauce or dulce de leche.

Measuring Tips

Our recipes are developed using weight measurements, and we highly recommend using a kitchen scale for baking whenever possible. However, if you prefer to use cups, volume measurements are provided as well. PLEASE NOTE: the adage “8 oz = 1 cup” is NOT true when speaking about weight, so don’t be concerned if the measurements don’t fit this formula.

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Nutrition

Calories: 250kcal | Carbohydrates: 30g | Protein: 4g | Fat: 14g | Saturated Fat: 8g | Polyunsaturated Fat: 1g | Monounsaturated Fat: 4g | Trans Fat: 0.2g | Cholesterol: 23mg | Sodium: 279mg | Potassium: 127mg | Fiber: 1g | Sugar: 20g | Vitamin A: 205IU | Vitamin C: 0.4mg | Calcium: 49mg | Iron: 1mg
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35 Comments

  1. As a DUDE who loves making AND eating bars like this, I want to try this recipe………..but where is the link to the salted caramel sauce? I read it in one of the reviews but I can’t find the recipe OR the link anywhere, and I’d prefer to make it myself. Thanks!

  2. Made this exact. What a mess! Even after refrigeration it was impossible to cut. The pretzel crust did not form. I recommend doubleing the butter.

    1. Hi Shawn, sorry to hear the crust gave you trouble. Did you measure the pretzels by weight or volume? If by volume, did you measure before or after making them into crumbs? (It should be 4 cups of pretzels before you crush them into crumbs). The crust is held together not just by butter, but by the caramel sauce seeping down into the bars and the chocolate/pb chips melting everything together. I hope you were still able to enjoy the flavor, and if you have any questions feel free to reach out and I’d be glad to help you troubleshoot further.