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Bronuts: (n) pieces of fried dough (commonly called doughnuts) adorned with savory toppings that are commonly beloved by gentlemen in the 18-30 age bracket (commonly called bros). While Bronuts take their name from a specific demographic, their consumption is not limited to young males but is open to all ages and genders.
Common Usage: “Yo, bro, did you eat the last bronut? I was saving that to have after my cold pizza this morning, dude. Not cool, bro. NOT COOL.”
With Father’s Day coming up, I wanted to dust off my Big Book O’ Culinary Cliches and make another treat packed with brolicious flavors that dads might enjoy, like bacon, potato chips, and Sriracha. And yes, I know #notallmen or whatever, but let’s just surrender to the beauty of that solid bronuts wordplay and go with it.
A few years ago I made Dude Food Magic Bars for Father’s Day. (Those are seven-layer cookie bars topped with bacon, chips, pretzels, and dulce de leche, and you need them in your life!) They’ve proven to be a reader favorite and I knew it was time to revisit the dude food genre and reinterpret another favorite: the humble doughnut.
I decided to use maple bars as my base because the main dude in my life loves maple bars. I am a staunch vanilla crueller loyalist, and I never understood why he would always go for a maple bar. Like, eat a pancake if you want maple flavor in the morning, am I right? But apparently it’s differences like these that keep a marriage spicy, so I decided to humor him and make a batch of maple bars.
The bars are based on my new favorite doughnut recipe, the same one I used to make the Crème Brulee Doughnuts a few months ago. It’s from the Flour Bakery cookbook and although it has a longer chill time that foils any attempt at instant gratification, it’s so wonderfully fluffy, I forgive it for any fiddliness. The bars are crispy on the outside, perfectly light on the inside, and smothered in a crackly, shiny maple glaze.
I did 3 different variations: potato chips, crumbled crispy bacon, and a drizzle of Sriracha glaze. The potato chips add a wonderful salty crunch without a lot of flavor, so if you’re more of a maple bar purist, they might be the way to ease into full bronut-itude. The bacon reminded me of breakfasts where I’d layer bacon between layers of pancakes or waffles, and cover the whole thing with syrup. (Wheeeee!)
And the Sriracha was the most fun! Even with just a teaspoon of Sriracha in the glaze, it packs a bold flavor. It’s not only spicy, but savory (almost garlicky?) too, so if you’re not a Sriracha fan you might want to skip this one. But if you have ever said, “I literally want to put Sriracha on everything,” now’s your chance to put your money where you mouth is.
Happy Father’s Day to all the bros out there. *fist bump*
Bronuts Maple Bars
For the Doughnuts:
- 1 package active dry yeast 1/4 ounce
- 2/3 cup milk warm but not hot
- 16 7/8 oz all-purpose flour (3 3/4 cups)
- 2 1/3 oz granulated sugar (1/3 cup)
- 1 1/2 tsp salt
- 3 eggs at room temperature
- 3 1/2 oz unsalted butter at room temperature (7 tbsp)
- 1 quart canola oil for frying
For the Maple Glaze:
- 12 oz powdered sugar sifted after measuring (3 cups)
- 3 tbsp light corn syrup
- 4-5 TBSP milk
- 1-2 tsp maple extract
- 1 tsp Sriracha
- Assorted toppings like crushed potato chips, crumbled bacon, chopped pretzels, etc
To Make the Doughnuts:
- Stir together the yeast and warm milk in the bowl of a large stand mixer and let it sit for 5-10 minutes, until the yeast has "bloomed" and become a creamy foam on top of the milk. If your yeast hasn't changed at all, it's dead and you should start with a new batch.
- Add the flour, sugar, salt, and eggs to the milk in the mixer bowl, and mix on low speed with a dough hook for one minute, until the dough comes together to form a shaggy ball. Mix on low speed for an additional 2-3 minutes until it smooths out. After 2-3 minutes, continue mixing while you add the softened butter a tablespoon at a time. At first it might resist incorporating, but as you continue mixing the butter will gradually work its way into the dough. After the butter is added, mix for another 5 minutes until the dough is smooth and supple. It will be very soft
- Wrap the dough tightly in plastic wrap, and refrigerate it for at least 6 hours, or overnight. The dough can be kept in the refrigerator for up to 15 hours. It will try to rise in the refrigerator, so it's important to wrap it well so it doesn’t burst out of the plastic.
- When you're ready to roll the doughnuts out, flour your work surface and sprinkle the top of the dough with a bit of flour. Cover two baking sheets with parchment and lightly flour the parchment as well. Roll the dough out until it is a rectangle about 8x12-inches long and 1/2-inch thick. Use a sharp knife to cut the dough into 14 rectangles, then transfer them to the baking sheets. Leave some room in between the doughnuts, since they will expand as they rise.
- Cover the trays loosely with towels, then put it in a warm place to rise until doubled. Depending on the temperature and humidity of your kitchen, this could take anywhere from 1-2 hours.
- Once the doughnuts are risen, pour the oil into a pot so that it's at least 2 inches deep. Insert a candy/deep-fry thermometer and heat the oil over medium heat until it's 350 F. Cover a baking sheet with several layers of paper towels.
- Working in batches, carefully slide 2-3 doughnuts into the hot oil (depending on the size of your pot—don't crowd them!). Fry them for about 1-2 minutes per side, until they're puffed and golden brown on both sides. Use a frying spatula or slotted spoon to transfer the doughnuts to the paper towel-covered tray. Repeat with the remaining doughnuts, keeping an eye on the thermometer often. If the oil gets too hot, turn the heat down or remove it briefly from the stove, and if it gets too cool, pause your frying until it has a chance to heat up again.
- Once all of the doughnuts are fried, let them cool completely before dipping them.
To Make the Maple Glaze:
- In a large bowl, whisk together the powdered sugar, corn syrup, milk, and 1 tsp maple extract. Taste the glaze, and add additional maple flavor if desired. Dip the top half of the doughnuts into the glaze, and let extra drip back into the bowl. Place them back on a baking sheet, and while the glaze is still wet, sprinkle the tops with crushed chips, bacon, or pretzels.
- To make the sriracha glaze, combine 3 tablespoons of the maple glaze with 1 tsp of Sriracha and stir together. Add additional powdered sugar, up to 1/4 cup, to make the glaze less runny. Pour it into a plastic bag and snip off the corner. Drizzle Sriracha glaze on top of the doughnuts.
- Let the doughnuts sit for 30-60 minutes to set the glaze fully before serving or stacking them.